Good one.

There is some debate over whether the face truly
represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the
Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.

One shopper said: “It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.

I was only heading to the toilet and found God.

An image on the door. So CMR says this:

My thought is that if it’s got people thinking about God
it’s a good thing. Even in the bathroom. But I also doubt that God
would have anything to do with Ikea. I’ll explain. I’m pretty sure God
doesn’t like Ikea.

If God liked Ikea or approved of Ikea in any way I think His creation would look a lot different.

1) The world would be a lot boxier and a lot less comfortable.

2) God gave us free will to go and do what we want. But Ikea makes
you follow that stupid line on the floor so you have to walk through
the entire store just to pick up a lampshade.

3)There were no Allen wrenches used in the construction of the world. (See Genesis)

4)The world would’ve been presented to Adam and Eve in a box for
them to construct. And mankind would still be working on it because
Adam and Eve would’ve thrown out the instructions printed in six

5) The universe would’ve fallen apart a long time ago if Ikea had anything to do with it.

Yes, there’s a pile of it in my garage. Ready for conversion.

Sheila Liaugminas

Sheila Liaugminas is an Emmy award-winning Chicago-based journalist in print and broadcast media. Her writing and broadcasting covers matters of faith, culture, politics and the media....