In Night at the Museum, Ben Stiller plays a
divorced dad who’s lost touch with his kid but reconnects with him through a
strange (one might even say miraculous) series of events that makes him the
caretaker of a thousand and one living museum-exhibits.

In Mr. Popper’s Penguins, Jim Carrey plays
a divorced dad who’s lost touch with his kids but reconnects with them through
a strange (one might even say hard-to-believe) series of events that makes him
the caretaker of six precocious penguins. But the penguins are not the only
difference between Mr. Popper’s Penguins
and its family-fantastical predecessor: in MPP,
not only does Dad win back the kids, he gets the girl. Meaning his ex-wife. Making
Mr. Popper’s Penguins the most
ambitious divorced-kid (and divorced-dad) fantasy to ever hit the big screen.

There’s two ways
to look at a film like this: to tsk-tsk it for straining credulity or write it
a big fat pass for having its heart in the right place. With apologies to
little Maximilian Kolbe, I choose both.

Jim Carrey (who
actually replaced Ben Stiller in the casting of this film) plays Tom Popper,
the son of Thomas Popper, Sr. Tom Sr. was an eternally-hopeful and
hardly-ever-present world-explorer who for most of Tom’s childhood was only a
voice coming in over the shortwave from some far-flung corner of the world –
“Bald Eagle” calling in to “Tippytoe” to tell his son the
thrilling/disappointing news that he was back on the trail of El Dorado/the
Fountain of Youth/(insert life/world-changing-discovery here). CUT TO Peter Pan
all grown up and cynical, now pirating his father’s romanticism to get people
to buy what he’s selling – for example, the freedom to chase that
long-postponed dream of sailing round the world and all you have to do is sell
a lifetime’s worth of capital to the acquisition firm of Franklin, Reader and
Yates – a pantheon of mammon to which Tom aspires to be elevated.

Then from the
almost-but-not-quite-forgotten past comes the news from the executor of his
fathers’ estate, such as it is, that his father has died somewhere in the
Antarctic. Shortly after that Tom’s inheritance arrives at the door of his
swank hi-rise apartment in Manhattan. In refrigerated crates. Soon his entire
apartment will become a refrigerated penguin paradise. And his life-turned-upside-down
will make for a heart three sizes bigger – room enough for his
wide-eyed-but-disappointed-just-like-him son, his harder-to-relate-to teenage
daughter and his ex-wife Amanda (Carla Gugino, Night at the Museum) who seems like she never fell that far out of
love with Tom (despite all contrary appearances at the outset).

The 1938
children’s book Mr. Popper’s Penguins
was a simple tale of a penguin that comes into a working class family’s life,
after which chaos ensues (by way of a mate, ten little baby penguins, and a
brief foray into show business.) One can only surmise how the story became
something so much more emotionally sophisticated. Maybe it has something to do
with the death of childhood – meaning that only such emotional sophistication
would be considered (perhaps by both audiences and the filmmakers) emotionally
relevant. For a movie called Mr. Popper’s
Penguins,
the penguins don’t really have much to do with it. There aren’t
even that many penguin hijinks here. Most of the humor here is of the
smile-through-your-tears/life-sucks sort. Actually, the most
frequently-appearing penguin gag is Popper keeping his penguins under control
by putting them in front of a TV and looping Charlie Chaplin movies stored on
his DVR. You know, because of Chaplin’s trademark waddle. Not funny, really;
more like cute in a nostalgic sort of way. In short, this is a movie for
grown-ups. Make that grown-up divorced kids. Some of whom may sadly also be
divorced dads by now (two audiences with one stone?). Kids whose fondest wish
is that Dad and Mom would get back together again – and whose fondest memory is
every memory in which they still were.

So… despite the
credulity-straining narrative rush-jobs that abound in MPP, and all the dots that therefore don’t quite get connected (why
does mostly-but-not-entirely-absent-and-still-adoring Tom Sr. cause Tom Jr. to
become a thoughtless and uncaring husband and father? And if he had been a jerk
to his wife before, would changing his life into Penguinpalooza to keep the
kids happy really have her falling back into his arms almost from the first?)…
this film still gets a thumbs-up from me. Because this is a fantasy, people. It’s
no time to get all cyni-critical. Even, or perhaps especially, if you’re a
child of divorce.


Mark Thomas Lickona is a screenwriter,
critic, filmmaker and small-scale organic farmer residing in Los Angeles.

Mark Thomas Lickona has a BA from the Great Books Program at the University of Notre Dame, a Masters of Arts in Theology from The Catholic University of America and his training in film...